A fuck up to the highest degree, probably an even less desirable title than that of the "loser". An 11 on the creep scale. He always seems to have a giant smile on his face... and is TOO FUCKING NICE!
A nice guy is a mysogynic creep that just wants to get some and could never be satisfied with a platonic relationship with a woman, let alone a casual conversation with one. And uses the only positive trait, being nice, to attempt to bed women. In which case will never happen.
Actually, like when ur in class you are in dire need of a pencil, dont barrow from the nice guy, he's going to smile at you, give it to you, and then say to himself, "OH BABY YOU ARE THE ONE, AWWW HO HO MARRRRRY MEEEEE!"
Uh... yeaaaaahhh. Eat shit and die.
A nice guy absoulity has to have pussy. Actually one time I got so stoned, I saw what the fourth layer of a nice guy, he kinda looked like gollum from the lord of the rings and kept saying he needed pussy over and over. Yah, it was pretty gey.
A nice guy defines himself as a guy that can't get a girlfriend becase he doesn't treat women like shit. Which is totally wrong because in fact women love men with manners. They just hate creeps that "coincidently" know their name already, and just so happen to be at the same place as them... always.
In my opinion, nice guys are gey. You don't want to be a nice guy.
If you were titled a nice guy by a woman, then you have failed. Here's my smith and wesson, you know what you have to do.
Now you know what a nice guy is. It's actually pretty awful if you ask me.
That nice guy with the top hat and over coat that wanders around in the park is sure a creep. He kept saying he needed pussy. What the fuck is his problem?
Oh, and my girlfriend was sitting next to happen and he started being nice to her, and she's like totally boyfriend bomed him.
Beverly: "Yeah, the weather sure is nice, my BOYFRIEND brought me here to feed the geese.
What an experienced guy/girl says before they list all the bad things you did while having sex. Happens mainly with people who are undersexed or just losing their virginity.
Girl: Oh, and for the record: You did this, that, these, and those wrong. Next time get it right.
Guy: Can I get a do over?