n. a medical term used to indicate that it is uncertain which venereal disease is rotting your genitals this time.

n. the complex sentences, gestures, and facial expressions one uses when extracting oneself from a sticky situation.
v. useage of same.

n. The period after Christmas in which you struggle to pay for Christmas.

place. Newfoundland coastal village. Extensive gravel deposits, exposed and turned into perfect spheres by the constant pounding of the Irish Sea, are the primary source of income for the local crofters who produce intricately woven expensive jewelry from the smaller stones and find industrial applications for the larger boulders.

Tourism is largely non-existent, as is the case in most of Newfoundland, but a few agate enthusiasts come annually for the Pepple Fest.

Squid jigging, dory repair, and flannel mending are the other sources of both income and entertainment, although a hockey rink is scheduled for completion in 2017.

The town was founded in 1876 by a group of Scottish curlers who saw the area's rocks as a source of curling stones but the pebbling was unfortunately dextro-rotary so the stones were only good for anti-podean usage.

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v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.

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place. Gritty town left beside the road on the way to prosperity. Founded in 1892 by independent spirits who were not interested in the progressive ways of the people in Rimbey.

Home of the Fighting Badgers, the tri-province soccer champs three years running (1899,1900 and 1901), and twice voted "Hamlet of the Decade" by a local pamphlet company, Alder Flats is poised to leap into the twentieth century.

n. foamy soap residue left on your body after washing and then rinsing poorly: generally taken as a sign of sloppiness but in operating rooms it provides an aura of needful haste.