180 definitions by gnostic1

n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.
This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?

Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
by gnostic1 April 03, 2011
Adj. Having the characteristics of Florida i.e. full of warmth, splendor, and ostentatious oppulence with a touch of violent danger.
All we need is some Stingrays in the pool and some naked foosball to make this party truly Florididian!

By "Stingrays" do you mean the deadly poisonous aquatic animals or the 1960's Chevrolet corvettes?

Either way man! What are you ... a pedant or something? Just load them in there before Lebron walks out.
by gnostic1 December 03, 2010
n. Several. More than expected. Usually used for comic effect when viewing a friend's accumulation of bongs, cigars, skateboards, nipples etc.

......................................................................................
Hey bro! Check out all these buds man.

Dude! Looks like you bought the family pack.
by gnostic1 September 01, 2012
n. The politically incorrect result of translating technical or mathematical terminology into something women can understand. A misstranslation is usually devoid of numbers and greek letters and may deal with how force vectors "feel" about each other. Use of the term around women is usually followed by a good purse-smacking.

.....................................................................................
So why are pie squared? I don't get it.

Sorry, I didn't see your breasts. Let me give you the misstranslation. Pretend you have a large round blanket and four babies that need to be covered.

Ohhh. Babies! What are their names?
by gnostic1 August 31, 2012
n. Perhaps the most arcane and archaic field event still contested at the Olympics and only marginally less silly than tug o'war or tossing the caber as a competition for grown ups. Strong lobbying by Canada and Scotland, who use hammer throwing in their cross-training for tossing granite rocks in ice-curling, keeps the sport from going the way of the Dodo and the standing fish-slap.

.............................
Do you think folks would watch the hammer throw if we made the competitors stand in deep sand and wear skimpy bathing suits?

No.
by gnostic1 August 08, 2012
place. Canadian "city" solidly cemented to Edmonton's rock-strewn flank . Devoid of pretensions, quarries and night life, Stony Plain has been poised to be "the next big thing" in Upper West Central Alberta for over 125 years. Churches, bingo halls, outdoor tractor pulls, indoor gravel assessment bazaars, and a squeegee factory slated for opening in 2014, are all bringing unwanted attention to the area which is quietly trying to slide into the yielding topsoil.

Hockey, soccer and table tennis are all sports watched on TV in Stony Plain where HBO is just a dream.

......................................................................................
No community hosts a slo-pitch tournament like Stony Plain.

Well there's something to be thankful for.
by gnostic1 June 28, 2012
n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.

2) sexual tumesence.
Dude! I totally put some rad decals on my driftwood last night! Want to see?

Ahhh. No. Not really.
by gnostic1 August 17, 2011
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×