180 definitions by gnostic1

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash.
by gnostic1 November 07, 2012
v. phrase. British euphemism for emptying one's bladder. Similar to watering the cricketfield, but with more urgency and volume.
Cor blimey mate. I don't half need to fill the moat, and no mistake.

Would Your Majesty care for a bucket?
by gnostic1 September 28, 2012
v. Cheated during a sporting contest or other endeavor.

How did your presentation go?

Great! But they gave the contract to the higher bidder.

Sounds like you got Norwegian reffed.
by gnostic1 August 06, 2012
phrase. Ice hockey term for a fast rising slap-shot. Also a sexual euphemism.

Hey Michelle! Here comes a high hard one. Get your trapper ready and keep your five-hole closed.
by gnostic1 July 12, 2012
n. destruction of property, human rights etc. that occurs when people blindly follow extremist leaders.

What happened to all those houses of worship?

See the badly spelled slogans? Looks like heil damage.
by gnostic1 July 04, 2012
place. Small Canadian city nestled between oil wells gushing rich prosperity onto the upturned faces of the throngs of happy citizens who have a tendency to thank God and vote slightly right wing. Rebels hockey rules in winter. Swatting flying bugs rules in summer. Dinosaurs are under the ground but they are deep enough that nobody gets hurt.

Do you feel like going to Red Deer this weekend?

No. Not really.
by gnostic1 June 13, 2011
n. any bunch of losers who talk a lot of smack: named after Lebron James and co.
We are going to beat you two ways from Tuesday. You will be lucky to come in second!

Don't make me smile! You and yours are such a james gang.
by gnostic1 June 12, 2011
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