180 definitions by gnostic1

n. Much sought after synonym for thesaurus; usually applied to a reference work on a hard drive or internet server.

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Dude! What's another word for bong? I'm trying to write a song and the scansion here's all wrong.

Check the synofile, and perhaps try Urbandictionary.
by gnostic1 September 21, 2011

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n. exhilarating game played by picking and eating fungi in the forest; will it be tasty or will it be deadly?
I can't feel my eyeballs and I'm vomiting blood.

Ahh. I'm guessing you've been playing mushroom roulette ... and you're losing.
by gnostic1 August 04, 2011

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n. mythical place where dimples, especially pretty girl-dimples, are grown.

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1) Looking good baby! I see you have been patronising the dimple farm.

2) You should see my cute kindergarten class. I think there's been a bumber crop at the dimple farm.
by gnostic1 July 26, 2011

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place. Tiny misspelled hamlet of no real significance that exists only to amuse the inhabitants of the more sophisticated surrounding hamlets. Abandoned cars litter the streets and feral cats roam the streets looking for chew-toys to savage. An alarm rings each night at seven so residents know it is time to roll up the sidewalks and take shelter in their meagre dwellings. The only settlement in Alberta, Canada that yearns for a forest fire to set it free from its misery. Taken from the Indians in 1823 it rapidly became a source of ground wheat and rabid mice. After the drought of 1867-1892 the settlers attempted to give it back to the natives but the natives pretended not to understand and slowly backed out of the meeting.

In the winter the glow from its street light, reflected off the ice fog that surrounds the hamlet, is sometimes mistaken for the northern lights.

A cultural centre hosts skater meets and punk gigs. Profunda Rosa had their first paid concert in Blackfalds but have eliminated this fact from their web site.

It was once used in a ribald limerick as a rhyme for "sack balds" but has no other claim to fame.

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Let's go to Blackfalds this weekend. It isn't as bad as it used to be.

Are you kidding me? Blackfalds?
by gnostic1 May 19, 2011

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n. chick flick so awful, so totally full of Jennifer Anniston, that you wish a horde of army ants would gnaw off your leg to keep you awake and add some excitement to the evening.
Dude! How was your date last night?

Absolutely dreadful. We viewed, and here I'm totally going to pause for effect, a roam ants movie!

Did you at least get your bleeding stump licked?
by gnostic1 December 31, 2010

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place. Amusingly named hamlet in Saskatchewan, Canada known as a waystop on the trail to Saskatoon and as the birthplace of four-a-side lassies ice curling. Aboriginal influences were never quite extinguished by the European influx thus Biggar retains a cross-cultural flair that attracts tourists, Scandanavian ethnographers and geneologists.

Grain farming and grain farming remain the primary industries although many music teachers work there, part-time nursing positions abound and the Adult Theatre Group has a steady audience for their original shows and endless Godspell adaptations.

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"New York may be large and smelly, but Biggar isn't better!"

No. I don't think that should go up on the sign.

How about "New York is big ... but this is Biggar!"

That's better.
by gnostic1 February 07, 2012

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v. The act of increasing the force of one's delivery in ice curling. One adds weight or strenghth from the hack so the corn brooming of the pebble is lessened.
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Weight up! You're going to wreck on the guard if we don't corn broom you harder!

Okay I'll focus my delivery weight on getting the package to the house.
by gnostic1 November 01, 2011

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