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180 definitions by gnostic1

n. exhilarating game played by picking and eating fungi in the forest; will it be tasty or will it be deadly?
I can't feel my eyeballs and I'm vomiting blood.

Ahh. I'm guessing you've been playing mushroom roulette ... and you're losing.
by gnostic1 August 04, 2011
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n. mythical place where dimples, especially pretty girl-dimples, are grown.

1) Looking good baby! I see you have been patronising the dimple farm.

2) You should see my cute kindergarten class. I think there's been a bumber crop at the dimple farm.
by gnostic1 July 26, 2011
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n. fictional place where women obtain stretch marks; caution should be employed when using word around pregnant people.
Check out Rebecca. Methinks she's been spending a lot of time at that new stretch market.

What'd I hear you say? You come back here! You hear!
by gnostic1 July 23, 2011
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place. bulging village in Alberta, Canada with one conservative eye on the future, one even more conservative eye on the past, and a third eye, indicative of its growing Hindu population, on its soul.

Obtained from Cree indians in return for urgently needed medicine and future considerations the sparklingly clean town sits at the foot of Antler Hill from which the beckoning lights of Red Deer can be seen.

Cattle feed, cattle tack, cattle slaughtering, and, in fact, shops for all your cattle-related needs can be found in the village, which elects a Cattle Princess every year to march in the Bovine Industry Parade each July 14.

A local zoo has supplied many animals to the american film industry. "Borat", for example used twin Innisfail bears to play one regular bear.

"Brokeback Mountain" , which required scenes of desolation and a certain look to its cowboys, was filmed near Innisfail.

Tourism is still in its infancy but a hostelry is slated to open in the fall of 2014 and an information kiosk is planned next to the highway.

Isn't Innisfail a beautiful medieval city nestled in the breathtaking mountains?

You're thinking of the Innisfail in Scotland. This is the one with all the doleful cattle.
by gnostic1 July 01, 2011
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adj. Urban shorthand for incredible.
Mazing ride dude!

That steel be mazing! Word! That a 38?
by gnostic1 November 11, 2010
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n. ice chips and snow that accumulate on an ice-curling rink and have to be shoveled off between innings. Traditionally they are removed by the team lying two.

Hey now, eh! Hurry hard and get them sweepings off the hack ice! That tankard ain't going to draw itself to the button!
by gnostic1 February 04, 2012
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n. Radical skateboarding move in which you lean way out sideways and grab the outer edge of a buddy's board while he does the same to your board. Similar to a crab walk but without the hidden sexual tension.

Nice hangfred Dude!


I saw you doing a hangfred with Andy yesterday. It looked sweet.

Oh right. A hangfred. Thanks.
by gnostic1 October 08, 2011
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