100 definitions by gnostic 1

n. Mythical creature who visits teenagers at night and touches their faces with her zit wand.

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Wow. Looks like someone had a visit from the pimple fairy.

I will cut you. I swear to God.
by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013

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n. Rugby expression for a large gap through which one can run with the ball. The term has its roots in heavy drinking, as does rugby itself.

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Here now boyo. Wobble yer head a bit see, to throw them off kilter, and then plough up the lager hole.

I say. Spliffing idea old chap.

You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.

Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.
by gnostic 1 December 20, 2012

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n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.

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Hurry hard! Split the rings and ice their broomer!
by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012

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n. Any pursuit that seems pointless, needlessly difficult, lacking in spectator appeal, and corrupt.

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WE are going to bring a planeload of Canadians down to the casino for an ice-curling tournament.

Isn't that kind of a tour de france?
by gnostic 1 May 19, 2013

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n. Sheep that has no apparent desire to follow the activities of the flock and thus, by extension, both a person ridiculed for not fitting in, and a free-thinking person who doesn't follow convention.

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Look at the bleeding perther with the funny wide hat!

You mean the fellow with no facial melanomas?
by gnostic 1 May 06, 2013

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1) n. Small cute ground-dwelling rodent often used as a target by young folk possessed of small-bore rifles and a sense of entitlement.

2) n. Any person who is the target of the wrath, animosity etc. of a superior, teacher etc.

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I am not going into the sales meeting unless an intern shows up. I do not want to be the gopher.

Word that.
by gnostic 1 May 06, 2013

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n. Tricks that look like they are hard and interesting but aren't. Term used by surfers, boarders and hookers.

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Did you see that! I did a leapstand and a board hoard! Fakey!

You did some yorkers. Grow up.

That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.
by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

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