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3 definitions by gloria glovebox

 
1.
When at a camp, and you lay in your bunk, all quiet and all, and you get the hornies. You know the feeling wont go away, you know that you must expel the feeling from your hot sweaty body. so after you quietly lean down and take off your left sock, careful not to make the bunk bed creak. after slipping it on your meat-wad, you masturbate until you gush inside. after filling the sock full. you whip it around above your head (like yer a badass cowboy about to rope yourself a native.) and then release and let it slam against the wall, and if you did it right, it will stick to the logs. also if you are feeling a little devilish, you can whip it and hit a sleeping bunk mate in the face rendering him useless for any funhouse activities the following day.
Madhouse Mickael pinged his bunksock upon lazy larry's forehead after a sensual release of Aleks.
by gloria glovebox August 14, 2006
 
2.
The lumps that form on your biceps when you flex.
Most often compared in a gay fashion. Or when under diress, a feeling to show off your BEEFCAKES may consume you until you are no more than a simple honkee.
"Hey Craig, you want to show off beefcakes and rub oil upon our perky buns while listening to the latest coldplay alBUM?"
"Certainly Randal!"
by gloria glovebox August 14, 2006
 
3.
Aleks is the Cheese that spews from yer Knob after a long hard diagonal thrust. You know that you have made an aleks when you find the remains on your wall and/or girlfriends tits. If not cleaned immediately the aleks will crust and stain. And nobody likes a crusty aleks.
"...And honey... Make sure to clean up your Aleks before you leave for school! No one likes a crusty Aleks!"
"But mom....."
by gloria glovebox August 14, 2006