28 definitions by geniusonwheels

Single Jeopardy

The first 30 questions of the game show Jeopardy!. If Double Jeopardy is the second round, then logically, Single Jeopardy comes first.

It's already at the end of Single Jeopardy and Ken's up by $5,000.

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.

It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."

by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009

Shufflebored

After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.

It is January 23rd, and Robert is already shufflebored with the iPod he got for Christmas.

by geniusonwheels January 30, 2009

King of Clubs

1) One of the fifty-two playing cards in the average deck of cards.

2) Tiger Woods

1) I don't need a King of Clubs, I need a Eight of Hearts!

2) The King of Clubs is known for one win after another.

by geniusonwheels February 5, 2009

Go shopping

1) When playing the board game Trivial Pursuit, you roll a 6 while you are on the hub. With this roll, you can pick the wedge you want to try for, because each wedge is only 6 spaces away.

"I am so lucky! First roll of the game, and I get to go shopping."

by geniusonwheels January 12, 2009

Fmail

An email account that is better than the standard PC email, but not as good as GMail. E.g. Yahoo.

"We can't IM each other because I have some fmail account."

by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009

Lost on LOST

The person who has seen every single episode of the hit TV show LOST sometimes can't even describe what is happening on the show to a person who never watches it. This is usually because they do not understand everything that has happened, even though they are experts.

A: "So let me get this right...You've seen all 4 seasons and you can tell me what happening."

B: "Ummmm. No. Sorry."

A: "You are so Lost on LOST."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009