A person of Asian origin from UK/US who is very modern on the outside but brain still stuck in 1940's (even older in some cases). With the exception of wearing designer clothes these people are no better than their VILLAGE counterparts in Pakistan or India. These people do not pride themselves of being Asian. They think imitating a black guy (the walk and the talk) would make them cool, this annoys most non-Asians. These people marry a person from Indian or a Pakistani village coz they need a partner who thinks at least 60 years behind present times. These people would have spent all their lives in a foreign country but are thick enough to avoid adapting to the local culture.