A cubicleonian is an office workaholic, working in a cubicle office setting. A cubicleonian tends to dress in professional office attire in order to cloak his or her´s high level of incompatence. A cubicleonian has no dreams, no hobbies and no interests aside from living a mundane and boring rat racing existence of cubicleland baffonary. Cubicleonians are miserable people whom excell at hiding their true feelings.
"Look at that suit wearing, triple chined, cubicle working zombie-of-a-Cubicleonian! Caught between a cubicle and the corporate rat race...what a pathetic existence"
Ottawack is the Capital City of Canada, located in the South Western region of the Province of Ontario.
Ottawack is formally refered to as "Ottawa".
However due to the high concentration of cubicleonians,suburbanites and Ottawa's World Class Wackness of a city, Garmamie has formally and appropirately renamed Ottawa as "OTTAWACK".
A tiny village within a valley of fortified Suburbian Colonies.
This village is so lame, everyone is either a suit wearing cubicleonian or a sub-urban doomdays dwelling suburbanite...we must be in the Valley of Wackness. Yes indeed we must be residing in OTTAWACK Ontario Canada!
A resident of Ottawack,Ontario Canada.
Formally known as the city of Ottawa, the National Capital Region of Canada. Filled with cubicleonians and suburbanites...where boredom,apathy and mind-bending mundaness thrives abundantly. The Valley of Darkness, the National Corruption Region!
"That linear thinking zombie is quite a boring character" said Kalvin. "Oh dont mind him, he's an Ottawackians" responds Siaki.