A chick with a hell of a nice body and face, but her boots are Uggs.
She looked real good...but her boots (butterboots)
One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.
BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?
BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.
when a communication breach occurs during an IM (instant messaging) conversation, resulting either in silence, or a string of misdirected and often passive aggressive replies.
Joe235: i really like dick
Jane52: that came out of nowhere
Joe235: what do you mean? i decided the other night
Jane52: to each his own
Joe235: wait...what? you don't like him? but...you introduced us
Jane52: ahhh right, my buddy richard...this has all been a big IMisunderstanding
a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.
coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."
coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"
pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose and mouth to protect from foul odors.
"How bad is it in that Port-o-Potty?"
"You'll need an ass-mask at the very least."
when in an instant message or text conversation, the sender unintentionally screams at the recipient by leaving the capslock on. capslock + accident = capccident
"NO, I WILL NOT...whoa, capccident...sorry...
no, i will not be able to make it to the show tonight."
To fat to come back
Why would that lady eat that chili dog, doesn't she know it won't help with her weight problem?
Oh she knows...she's TFTCB she may as well throw down a fried twinkie while she's at it.