Someone who is a dedicated reader of My Life is Average. They are usually also secret ninjas, pretend to be dinosaurs, hate Twilight, have awesome teachers, love stupid moments, have brilliant senses of irony and sarcasm, and are above all, completely average.
True MLIAer stories:
When I was camping with my mom, there was a father and daughter camping next to us. Eventually I heard the dad say to his daughter, "Did you know, that when you close your eyes the stars disappear." The girl looks up, closes her eyes then says, "OH MY GOD THEY DO!!" It seemed to take her a while. This girl was older than I was. MLIA.
Today in technology my friend aimed a drill at me and pulled the trigger. I dramatically fell to the ground dead. So did a random guy passing in the hall. I think I've found my soul-mate. MLIA.
Today, my friends and I were wondering why ninjas and pirates can't peacfully co-exist. Then we wondered what would happen if a ninja was secretly a pirate, or vise versa. Then, my friend brought up the question of what would become of the illegitemate child of a ninja and a pirate's secret love affair -- would it be a pinja? Or a Ninjit? This conversation became rather involved. MLIA