40 definitions by gG

brown trombone

This is when you are standing up and a girl is eating your asshole out and jacking you off at the same time.

Me and Suzy skipped band practice and went behind a bush where she gave me a brown trombone.

by gG January 25, 2004

prostitots

Prepubescent girls who already dress like whores

by gG August 1, 2003

uberdictionary

Dictionary with more uber.

This is a uberdictionary.

by gG September 29, 2003

Fish Tank

Yet another word for a pussy. Derived from the fact that they sometimes smell of a fish tank.

Your mothers fish tank stinks up the whole fucking room.

You stupid fish tank.

by gG January 24, 2004

Gavin Gow

A Pure And Utter Sex God Who Rules The Planet

by gG October 7, 2003

jacar

Jacar, typically a pretty big dude. Jacars tend to be sweet souls with a more intimidating look. Once you become friends with them they are the funniest in your friend group. Usually they aren’t the ones to be telling everyone there feelings and they keep it to themselves, but they are great listeners even if they don’t give you advice.

Person 1: I’m really scared of Jacar.
Person 2: Oh, Jacar and I are really good friends and he’s the best and really nice!!
Person 1: Hopefully him and I will be friends one day!!!

by gG October 14, 2019

Open Lid

A position in sex dedicated to the defimation of women. You drop a big stinkin load in the toilet two weeks prior to meeting the cunt. Then, you hit it doggystyle over the toilet, slamming the lid on her head occasionally while she takes in the sweet aroma.

Tracy cheated on me last week so I gave her the open lid as revenge.

by gG January 23, 2004