2 definitions by futz!

n. a true fuck-up in the execution of something that should be exceedingly simple resulting in something less than expected
-I hear Survivor is being made into a movie, finally.
-Yeah, but Palahniuk is having nothing to do with it.
-Oh, that's a bad handjob waiting to happen.
by futz! September 08, 2008
the act of knowing exactly where someone is or what they are doing so an individual may have nothing to do with them while at the same location
-I can't believe she's not noticed me yet. I was standing right next to her for five minutes at the bar.
-Indifferent attention, man. They're born with it...
by futz! September 05, 2008

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