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3 definitions by furniturepolice

 
1.
Rhyming slang for "hungry".

The phrase "Paulson" is a contemporary twist on the classic cockney rhyming slang of Hank Marvin or "Hank", which is slang for "starving".

"Paulson" abstracts "Hank" to a further well known individual: Henry Merritt "Hank" Paulson, Jr., the 74th US Treasury Secretary and once CEO of Goldman Sachs.

Where one would previously say "Hank", they might now say "Paulson".
Brett mate, lets grab some toast already. I'm freakin' paulson!
by furniturepolice October 09, 2009
 
2.
Slang word for a fart or expulsion of gas from one's anus.
Sebastian: I say old boy, that's a rather raw pluffer you've just let.
by FurniturePolice October 10, 2009
 
3.
As a derivation of Jobbie (a Scottish colloquialism for excrement) a "Jobbie Weeker" is a poo of considerable satisfaction. For example, a ghost poo might be considered a "Jobbie Weeker".
Cameron: "Aww, that was a good jobbie weeker."
by FurniturePolice October 10, 2009