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1 definition by furiousgnu

 
1.
The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.
May you be hoist by your own petard someday, muffin topper
by furiousgnu April 09, 2009