1 definition by funzoooo

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the act of holding in piss, while at the same time forcing air out of your anus, the resulting note is extremely high, due to the pressure involved.

made funnier by squinting eyes and holding breath
Farter: *squinting with breath held lets out a slow high pitched fart*

Fartee: AHHHH HA HA HA HA
by funzoooo April 25, 2005

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