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3 definitions by funny chick

 
1.
someone who fucks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them.
jennifer, Why are you fucking my dad?
Kim, Im a fossil fucker and I want to thats why.
by funny chick February 25, 2009
 
2.
ed no erection. trying to fuck without hard on wet noodling it
screw you noodle cock.
by funny chick February 25, 2009
 
3.
a dickless wonder is someone who cant get a hard on that trys to pick up young girls.
old guy says hey baby wanna get love from a real man once you go old you dont go back.
young girls say your nothing more than a dickless wonder trying to get young tail and you cant get it up.
by funny chick February 25, 2009