New Jersey dwelling male of Italian descent
between ages of 18-40 who stands between 5'0" and 5'4" tall usually wearing tight
blue jeans, no less 18 oz. of cheap cologne, silk shirt with no more than 4 buttons fastened(so
as to expose
thick carpeting of chest
hair), and at least 1 lb of assorted gold jewelry not to exceed
a a quality rating
higher than 10 karat all whilst cruising around in an IROC-Z on a neverending, and rarely successful, mission to "get laid."