2 definitions by fulfreez
A sexual act in which a male uses the hand of an unconscious (ie. deaf and blind) female to manually give himself a hand job.
I was feeling horny last night but my girlfriend was too drunk to stay awake and have sex so I just helped myself to a Helen Keller.
by fulfreez August 16, 2010
After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.
by fulfreez May 27, 2011