Seattle University is a high school located in the Capitol Hill district of Seattle, WA. It calls itself a college but in reality there is nothing to make it resemble a college in any way. There are no good parties, no hot girls and no ways to have the fun that your friends will be having at real colleges. Do not make the mistake of attending Seattle University. It's a high school.
Jack: Hey, your going to Seattle University too?!
Dave: Yeah, man it's gonna be crazy fun in college!
Jack: Oh no, they dont allow any kind of parties on campus and none of the girls are hot or willing to have sex.
Dave: Oh shit, so basically high school?
Jack: More like middle school.