A type of pipe used by pussies who are too chicken shit to admit to smoking but still want the buzz and the experience. The gayest way you can smoke is with a hookah. Stick to cigars, blunts, bowls, cigarettes. Hookahs are faggy.
1: Hey that guy is smoking a hookah.
2: That is strange because he claims not to smoke.
1: He is probably just one of those people who thinks it isn't smoking to smoke hookah.