A Gum Booger is the kind
of annoying thing you can't successfully get rid of without spending
a lot of time and effort, and even then
you hook out a booger that's moist gummy & sticky. No matter how much you might flick
it or try to rub it off your finger
and on to something else, it refuses
to go. The only way you can remove it is by wrapping
the entire fingertip in a rag and wiping it off. But if you had a rag in the first place, you wouldn't have had to pick it out.
An annoying person
won't quit or go away
An annoying ad on TV that keeps on popping
up during CSI
A driver who refuses
to overtake but tailgates you and insists on matching your speed however much you speed up or slow down.
The annoying relative who always calls
on the phone when
you're really getting into a session of early morning sex.
Dick: What is that guy doing? I slowed down from 85 to 30 and he's still on my ass!
Sally: Ignore him, he's just a gum booger.
gum booger. I want to change channels!
Liza: Baby, next time hang
up the phone before we start.