3 definitions by fritzzzle

Top Definition
Similar to Myspace whore, Xbox Live whores will attempt to gain attention by whoring on everyone they have played. Unfortunately, this is usually eight year old boys with high-pitched voices and an attitude to insist they will own you one v one.
player: "Hey check it out I got a friend request from gaybird1212."
smart friend: "Don't do it dude, that's a nub xbox live whore."
by fritzzzle December 22, 2008
(A.K.A. Hall Fables)- When one has a story to tell others in the time between classes, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next class in time. Such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just heard a couple epic Locker Fables!"

Friend 2: "What were they about?"

Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"

Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."
by fritzzzle February 02, 2009
"I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect.
by fritzzzle November 06, 2009

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