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1 definition by friendofu12

A dude who is secretly in love with can openers. He swears by them and uses them to the core. All he can think about is his love for can openers and the next time he will get to use them. When separated, he cries out in pain for them. This is a true man. Hardcore to the bone.
by friendofu12 February 04, 2010
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