A terrifying and disgusting combination of statistics and chemistry that will crush your social/sex life into nothingness. This is assuming, however, that said person had one before this class.
person1: Hey bro! last night was crazy! what did you end up doing?
person2: Oh, not much you know... sat at home and wanked it till the wee hours of the morning!
person1: Woah, why?
person2: Analytical chemistry took it to me bro.