The boy group created by Dan Balan, who probably lays awake at night regretting his decision to dissolve the group in January 2005. Rumor has it that it was not an entirely a professional decision; rather, Mr. Balan was no longer amused by Arsenie Todiras, and threw him away like so much used Kleenex.
Dan: Stop touching me. People will think O-zone is gay.
Arsenie: I hate you. You are a dirty rat bastard.