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1.
One of the oldest forms of liquid (whitish/red) which will get you drunk. Should be made from grapes, and implies some level of good quality-ness. Not to be confused with..."goon".
"We got her a good bottle of wine, but I can't remember you being there. We were gooned."

"That's what happens when you drink a box of wine"
by frank&barry June 19, 2007