Definition A. (proper noun
): An overrated Web browser
made by Mozilla
, often used for either:
1) The vast amount of largely-useless add-ons it has;
2) Viewing pornography
on the Internet
3) Its obvious superiority to Internet Explorer
4) Its obvious superiority to all other browsers; or
5) Its obvious superiority to life, the Universe
; and everything else, including the kitchen sink
and a unicorn
's horn count.
Definition B. (noun
): A synonymous term for red panda
, which is an indigenous animal to Southeast Asia
Definition C. (verb
): A rapidly-spoken order from either an organization's boss
or some other high-ranking officer
, most often used to kick another employee out of their job. Usually, that said employee has either:
1) The given name
2) The surname
3) The nickname
Example of Definition A:
Person 1: "Dammit, Internet Explorer just crashed
on me again!"
Person 2: "Well, why don't you just use Firefox, then? It'll save you a lot of trouble."
Person 1: "Um, what did you say?"
Person 2: <inefficiently tries to explain what a Web browser is, and what Firefox is, and what its benefits over IE are, and so on, until Person 1 is finally convinced.>
(Later that week...)
Person 1: <goes on long rant about how awesome Firefox is.>
Person 2: "I know, right?!" (Etcetera
Example of Definition B:
person: "Red pandas are cute
. No exceptions."
Example of Definition C:
Some CEO's Wife
: "Okay, fine, whatever- I'll do it!"