1 definition by foshisnitmy ssisite

a combonation of man whore, man slut (with moobs) who is puertorican and is a complete loser and tries to get with people when he has the hottest nicest girlfriend ever and hates ppl named kelly
OMG, my ex-boyfriend is such a puchkokiii!
by foshisnitmy ssisite February 2, 2008
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