7 definitions by forhall

Porna

Porn for women.

Dusk TV in the Netherlands is a European satellite channel of pornography appealing to women they've called "porna," porn with a feminine view. It's been on the air since 2010.

by forhall December 29, 2014

person of interest

This is the libel-proof way of really saying "we think this guy is a suspect but we don't yet have probable cause and we want to talk to him and hope he's stupid enough to confess and make our case." But, for some reason, they choose not to come out and say that the person is a "suspect" that they would arrest on sight.

Person of interest means we don't have enough to arrest; suspect means we do.

Chief Smith said: "Witnesses described a bald white male with a 'wifebeater' shirt as being at the scene of the crime. He is a person of interest in this case and we would like to talk to him."

by forhall October 14, 2010

e-fencing

The crime of fencing stolen goods on the Internet, usually through eBay.

"The indictment, for moving stolen goods across state lines, says the Eatons sold more than $100,000 using EBay and PayPal over a 12-month period -- a crime that prosecutors call 'e-fencing.'" Grand jury indicts couple who bragged about shoplifting, LATimes (Sept. 20, 2009).

by forhall September 20, 2009

female body

Proof there is a God.

Sometimes reserved for vagina or female breasts.

When I see a naked female body, I'm convinced that there is a God. They're all perfect. They're all different, and all perfect because they are made for men.

Some women choose to enjoy them too.

by forhall October 17, 2010

elites

Used derogatorily by Republicans and Tea Partiers to describe "everybody else" who would disagree with them, but it actually means anybody smarter, more aware, or nowhere near as paranoid as the speaker.

"Newt Gingrich was on FNC’s Hannity where he kept up his pre 2012 presidential campaign rhetoric by saying that Barack Obama and the Democrats are, 'Government by the elites, by the elites, and for the elites.'" on Politicususa

"However, this opportunity requires a level of honesty from our political elites that they have not delivered." on Newt Gingerich website

Sarah Palin explains on Youtube: watch?v=JhAg8Tcg2Us

by forhall September 15, 2010

SOL

Statute of limitations. SOL is an acronym used by lawyers communicating with each other.

Sometimes used with another SOL, as in "The client's SOL ran so we're SOL on this case."

by forhall February 19, 2010

malfeces

mal- malfeasance

The Congressman's outburst was worse than stupid, he planned it. It was malfeces.

by forhall September 16, 2009