5 definitions by fnky

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The best sex in the world. Occurs when you and your partner are both sound asleep and then slowly wake up having sex, in the middle of the night.
Its a trip from Dream State to Horny State.
Afterwards you go back to blissful sleep.
John: "What happened last night?"
Peter: "We had Wake Up Sex"
John: "Whats That?"
Peter: "We were asleep in each others arms and then i was half awake and we were already having sex and it was weird 'cause it was like it was a dream but then we realised it was real so we took it to the next level.It was so horny!"
by fnky January 25, 2006

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A state of meditation that is brought about by the enviornment. It is often a sudden spontaneous transition from everyday thought to calm meditaton.

1. The soothing rythm of the train i was riding on brought me into a meditative state
2. I went to the beach today and felt so laid back and one with the scenery, it was totally meditative.
by fnky March 29, 2009

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‘To Pull a Cheney on someone’
To persistently tell a ferocious lie, even when confronted with overwhelming evidence to the contrary, all the while keeping a straight face.
Father: George did you cut down the cherry tree?
George: No Father
Father: George, you are holding an hatchett and there are bark slivers all over you; are you trying to pull a cheney on me?

Interviewer: What do you think of the insurgency?
Dick: I think its in its last throes
Interviewer: Uhm, there are about 100 insurgents coming over the hill straight toward us, bearing guns and bombs and looking quite angry....
Dick: Believe me, they’re in their last throes
Interviewer: Don’t try to pull a cheney on me mister, im outa here!
by fnky January 22, 2006

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1. An expression used when one has used drugs in excess the previous night, after having promised not to do so.

2. Expression used after continuing behaviour one is trying to terminate.
1. John: you look like shit Shane!
Shane: Yeah, well Phloops i did it again....

2. Bfa: your smoking again!?
Bfb: oohhh Phloops!
by fnky January 22, 2006

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Simply a hipper way of saying 'Educate'.
First coined by Stephen Colbert in 'The Colbert Report' while interviewing Andrew Sullivan.
Stephen: "Mr. Sullivan, thank you so much for coming on the show. So Edumecate me here!"
by fnky January 25, 2006

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