self-appointed enforcer of all things vegetarian (or vegan).
Did you see the look Heather gave me when I ordered the caesar salad with chicken? Is she some kind of vegilante, or something?
a guy with a really big dick
Man, Tyler's dick is huge. It's like he's some kind of freak sascrotch.
what toilet paper is for.
After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.
how stoned you are (on a scale of zero to infinity)
Those brownies were awesome, man. Total wrecktitude!
One way to make time fly.
Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!
A going-away fuck.
Jared was going on a two week business trip to Yemen, so he had a little Bone Voyage party with a few close friends before he left. Quite a "swapmeat" if you know what I mean.
where pretentious and precocious meet...often with very unfortunate results.
She's way too young to have such attitude, man, totally pretocious!