self-appointed enforcer of all things vegetarian (or vegan).
Did you see the look Heather gave me when I ordered the caesar salad with chicken? Is she some kind of vegilante, or something?
a guy with a really big dick
Man, Tyler's dick is huge. It's like he's some kind of freak sascrotch.
what toilet paper is for.
After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.
how stoned you are (on a scale of zero to infinity)
Those brownies were awesome, man. Total wrecktitude!
One way to make time fly.
Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!
where pretentious and precocious meet...often with very unfortunate results.
She's way too young to have such attitude, man, totally pretocious!
A going-away fuck.
Jared was going on a two week business trip to Yemen, so he had a little Bone Voyage party with a few close friends before he left. Quite a "swapmeat" if you know what I mean.