condensation that forms on the outside of a bong when ice is placed inside.
Damnit, man. I spilled bongwater all over the carpet when the fucking thing slipped out of my hands. Bongsweat, man, bummer.
a more realistic name for a suppository, given its administration in the body
The nurse called it a suppository, but, man, it was a lot more like a surprisitory. Never again, man.
That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.
What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!
A term of endearment for a world-class butt in snug-fitting apparrel.
Look at the hoochichacha on that waiter; boy does he look good walking away!
A fancy name for the process of getting righteously (and discretely)plastered. Frequently used by those with inflated perceptions of themselves.
Did you see them pull ...(name of mindless celebrity, pompous senator, or sanctimonius pundit HERE) out of the Tidal Basin. He and his "friend" were definitely in an advanced state of imbibification.
imagined sound from a known or unknown source, synonym is earlucination
Billy thought he heard his girlfriend calling him, but it was just a hearlucination.
imagined sounds from a known or unknown source. synonym is hearlucinations, which can also be a homonym if pronounced with the Spanish silent "h".
"Ethel, did you say something to me?" "No Earl, you're just having another one of your earlucinations, go back to your game show".