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n. A colloquial term for a woman with beautiful, yet tragically fake breasts. Used in exchange for sugar tits for women with breast implants.
Luke: "Hey, have you seen the new boobs on Linda?"
John: "Oh, you mean Splenda Tits?"

"What are you looking at, Splenda tits?"- Mel Gibson
by floydfan91 August 02, 2011

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