That guy in the bowler hat and handlebar moustache says he can go home with any girl in this bar. What a steambag!
A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
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