(v.) To take a shit without ever coming in contact with the toilet seat by standing with one's knees bent at approximately a 90 degree angle whilst one's ass remains parallel to the bowl (hovering over it).
Derived from the aviation world where a helicopter
would pick up off the ground and settle back down. After which the plane captain
of said helicopter would check pannels to make sure nothing came loose.
After seeing that the bar's toilet seat was covered in pubes, puke, and piss, Bobby decided that a "hover check
" was the way to go.
"Sure i may have sprayed liquid feces on the seat during my hover check, but that damn thing needed cleaning anyway."