A woman with a thin, tight body and (usually) blonde hair who looks young and attractive from behind, but the fact that she is a wrinkly, fifty year old smoker becomes painfully apparent when she is viewed from the front. Witnessing such a sight often robs men of their erections and/or souls.
I saw a Wraith at Walmart today. Now I have irreversible erectile dysfunction.
Another word for roadkill. Gets its name from a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Fender Ketchup" in which the player must scare a mobster that is tied to the hood of their car.
"That deer became fender ketchup".
An idiom for pessimism. In other words, the opposite of rose-tinted glasses.
Seeing as everyone sucks to much to give pessimism an idiom, the maker of the definition invented crap-tinted glasses.
A spiffy way to describe the act of ceasing to live. The verb form is "corpsified".
"Corpsification can be either calm or violent."
"That man punched a tiger in the nose. Needless to say, it corpsified him."
One who is engages in passimism
. Passimists hate on things from the past regardless of the subject's actual quality. Someone who is a passimist may also be referred to as "passimistic".
I'm a passimist and therefore I must say that hair metal sucked, regardless of all the evidence to the contrary.
To initiate the process of corpsification; to kill something.
"Hippies never corpsify things."
"Right-wing nutcases love to corpsify baby seals with bats."
The act of being surfing Facebook when napping. It's often done in bed on a cell phone, but also may be done with other mobile devices in another nap-friendly location, such as on a couch. Sometimes accompanied by a status update, regarding the fact that the napping party is also on Facebook.
I am napping while on Facebook. I'm napbooking.