4 definitions by flappin cock

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a gay commando who likes to take the jizz it in the face
the cummander issued a cummand to his cummando's
by flappin cock October 25, 2009

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if you wanna take some unsuspecting poeple by surprise.
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit

watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk
now . go out and spray

make someone's day
get on a tower and give em a chocolate surprise shower
by flappin cock November 18, 2009

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someone who likes put his dick in a ass instead of mouth or vagina

gay couples give recieve BUTTYLOVE

someone that likes butts the most of all
she or he laid flat on the belly and recieved her/his portion of daily buttylove

did you got buttylove under the shower????
by flappin cock October 25, 2009

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fucking a slice of cheese

fucking someone with a smegma covered dickhat

fucking a filthy pussy covered in a cheezy substance
that sleezy bitch dint care about hygiene and had a cheesefuck

i didnt bother cleaning my top ,i just gave her a nice cheesefuck
by flappin cock October 25, 2009

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