1 definition by flapjack bob
A small Pennsylvania town with the general populace consisting of fat, toothless retards. Child molestors, preteen whores, and skinny cokeheads also frequent this town. Someone may as well just bomb the place. The town's air is laden with the distinct acrid mix of body odor and raw fecal matter.
I drove through Slatington and an old crazy legless lady hopped in front of my car. I hit her out of pity.
Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington.
We all starting hurling as soon as we smelled the trademark Slatington stench.
Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington.
We all starting hurling as soon as we smelled the trademark Slatington stench.
by flapjack bob August 6, 2005