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Noun. When a mother has it's child, it immediately knows where the baby is going to go in life. Maybe an engineer, or a bar tender, or possibly an artist. But for the unlucky few, their child's future is HORSEBACKRIDING... dun dun dunnn. Horseback riders tend to have unlikable traits: obsession over their horse, best friend is their horse, puts picture of their horse on facebook and says "cute"

DONT BECOME A HORSEBACKRIDER
Hi my name is Alex and i have no friends all i do is horseback ride, i am a horseback rider :( (that is a common case)
by fjlsdifsdofosdfja December 24, 2009