1 definition by fjkalsdghnfjndafnor

Top Definition
A cheaply made condom lined with Opium.
Salesman: Hey you!
Woman: Who me?
Salesman: Do you want to be high while you have sex??
Woman: Oh boy! Do I!!

Salesman: What you need is a Chinese Raincoat!!
by fjkalsdghnfjndafnor April 08, 2011

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