An impossible-to-win-game (a.k.a. VVVEEERRRYYY HHHAAARRRDDD GGGAAAMMMEEE) that consists of dozens of rules.
1. If you think about The Game, you play The Game
2. If you think about The Game, you lose The Game (LOL, you lost... SHIT!)
3. If you lose the game, you don't lose again until you have forgotten and then remembered again.
Dude 1: "When life give you lemons, you just lost The Game."
Dude 2: "I WAS ON A WINNING STREAK!"
(Rule #38 at website above: You cannot have a winning streak)