Anyone who does three or more of the following:
-Wears a full length leather trench coat.
-Sports long greasy hair with a middle parting.
-Extends the straps on their backpack
to maximum length.
-Covers their face with outrageous piercings whilst still having to wear prescription spectacles.
-Listens to thrash metal
-Has plenty of time to lace up
a pair of knee-high goth boots, but not enough to spray themselves with deodorant.
"I hope my kid never grows up to be like that drongo. What a waste of life."