3 definitions by felix i

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a modern sport based on the traditional martial art of european swordplay. made up of three different disciplines - foil, epee, and saber, of which saber is without a doubt the best.

positive aspects include the opportunity to learn intelligent risk taking, how to win without being obnoxious and how to lose without getting flustered, the opportunity to learn at your own pace and the challenge of unravelling the mystery of the game.

negative aspects include ignorant referees, the atrocious cost of equipment and participation in tournaments, the difficulty of finding competent instruction, and the compulsion of every greenhorn newbie to turn into the fencing master when someone just a week or two newer to the sport is around.
fencing is simply the best
by felix i September 21, 2006

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north end of a gigantic urban sprawl running about one hundred and fifty miles south to miami.

as a resident for over 20 years I can assure you this city has nothing to recommend it if you aren't retired, a golfer, or obscenely wealthy. daytime temperatures are typically above 80 degrees, mosquitoes outnumber people by 10 to 1, dumbass tourists are everywhere, every few years a hurricane comes through and completely flattens the city, and despite a population well over a million people there's nothing to do at night.

If you are thinking of moving here, don't. If you are currently living here, I feel your pain and wish you the best of luck finding somewhere else to live.
"west palm beach is alot like miami, but worse."
by felix i September 21, 2006

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slogan touted by dumbass rednecks who name their car 'general lee' and for some god damn reason can wear shoes or a shirt but never both at the same time.

I love the south but anyone who thinks there's going to be a second confederacy is simply a moron and thats that.
Hank: "we're poor drunk and stupid, ain't we?"
Beufort: "that's ok. the south will rise again."
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