1 definition by fed up with the %&& (&)_

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A man who is so lazy he doesn't help his wife do anything. Will show up late for his baby's birthday party and leave as soon as possible... with his mom and sister, leaving his wife and her parents (and a friend) to do all the work before and after the party. He stays out half the night drinking with his buddies, is always watching sports on tv.. and thinks he is a saint if he takes out the trash once in a blue moon.
A deadbeat dad is a so-called man who is so lazy he doesn't help his wife do anything. Will show up late for his baby's birthday party and leave as soon as possible... with his mom and sister, leaving his wife and her parents (and a friend) to do all the work before and after the party. He stays out half the night drinking with his buddies, is always watching sports on tv.. and thinks he is a saint if he takes out the trash once in a blue moon. He will show up for Christmas Dinner with guests that he invited without telling anyone when he didn't pay for or help prepare any of the food. He will eat then go hide in the den to watch tv or in the bathroom where he will be on the phone for hours. He will hide from people because he is a coward and threaten others with calling the law on them when he is the one that is in the wrong. He hides inside his house because he has taken advantage of others and is scared they will catch him out somewhere and get even with him. He will cheat people and say it is because he has a signed contract, even when he knows it is wrong.
by fed up with the %&& (&)_ September 08, 2012

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