337 definitions by fearman

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Substance the rich half of the world is trying to lose and the poor half wants to gain.
Oh to be fat in Eritrea.
#obese #healthy #well-off #soft #roly poly #cuddlesome
by Fearman August 25, 2007
A woman with enough good taste not to be interested in guys.
That's lesbians for ya. Ladies with taste.
#irony #male #female #same sex #attraction #kd lang
by Fearman September 16, 2007
Charming Middle American country gentleman who lives with his family in a nice big house/church and preaches hatred of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, liberals, most of America and pretty much most of the planet. For some esoteric reason only his relatives want to stay in the church, and you have to be a member to marry a member, which keeps their straight teeth fluoridated and their fingers on their banjos. Fred has at least one 69 session with Satan every night, and hopes that if he does it well enough long enough he'll get his soul back. Ya gadda have faith.
That's Fred Phelps. No liberals, no gays, not a shred of what the uninformed call basic human decency, just Fred. Yeeeeee-haaay boah!

This is Fred Phelps speaking. Rumours that Saddam Hussein stole away my significant other are totally unfounded.
#fred #phelps #godhatesfags #godhatesamerica #godhatesfuckingwelleverything #topeka #kansas #incest #ignorant #violent #disturbed #noisy #hick
by Fearman November 05, 2007
Postmodernism: pseudo-intellectual Trojan Horse of tyrants everywhere in the western world. Began in Arts faculties in various universities under "thinkers" like Derrida, Baudrillard, Foucault and Irigaray, and spread like a cancer into at least the "soft" sciences, if not further afield.
Works insidiously by establishing in the minds of the faithful that there are no ultimate truths in either a moral or a scientific sense, and dressing up bullshit in flowery language. Postmodernism pretends to be a guarantor of pluralism (a concept far better served, btw, by rational debate), and is in love with concepts such as the "transgressive" and the "paradigm shift". Unfortunately these matters are brought up in the midst of reams and reams of tendentious twaddle which constitute a dreadful waste of perfectly good trees, and the most notable effect of postmodernist (un)thinking is not the freeing of anyone's mind from conservative tyranny, but the scrapping of the very idea of objective truth. Once this happens, of course, what follows (outside the ivory towers of academia) is that the game goes, set and match, to the fellah with the biggest guns. Many conservative factions claimed that September 11 spelled the end of postmodernism. Ohhhh nooo, postmodernist twaddle was only just getting its boots on.

To take an (admittedly anachronistic) example of what is essentially the same thing:

"A new and magical understanding of the world is on the rise, one based on will rather than truth. There is no truth, in either the scientific or the moral sense."

- Adolf Hitler
They didn't find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, but Blair says they still except to find them and he walks in hope! How beautifully in line with the creed of postmodernism!

A recent postmodernism-infected view of the war in Iraq explained that Bush and Blair were "creating new realities" for the rest of the world to study.
#twaddle #nonsense #balderdash #reality #fake #silliness
by Fearman June 18, 2007
Institution which, with a bit of luck, can just about manage to undo half of a percent of the damage wrought by school.
She's made it to university. There's hope for her yet.
#education #fun #let your hair down #deep thinker #library #sex life #ivory tower
by Fearman August 02, 2007
JOKER:
Tell me, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Line habitually used by the Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Tim Burton's Batman. Best movie in the franchise, pre-Christian Bale.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
#joker #nicholson #catch-phrase #burton #jesus marimba #stop the press #gentlemen let's broaden our minds #he stole my balloons #where does he get those wonderful toys #if ya gotta go do it with a smile #acid bath #mirror
by Fearman May 28, 2008
Nature's way of reminding you that health foods don't work.
She had a lovely death, up to her eyeballs in water biscuits and cucumber sandwiches.
#death #health #food #worry #stress #codswallop
by Fearman June 09, 2007
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