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2 definitions by fattoeknee

 
1.
A poop that you are trying like mad to keep in until you can find a bathroom. When it touches fabric such as underwear, it leaves a little brown dot in your shorts. much like the large magic markers used to mark a bingo card. turtle head prairie doggin
I've got to find a bathroom quick. THis turd is about to do the bingo marker on my drawers.
by fattoeknee July 06, 2009
 
2.
A fart that not only shows up at the party but brings something with it. i.e. BROWNIES
A.K.A. Shart
"Oh man, I better go change my shorts. That was a pot luck fart."
by fattoeknee July 06, 2009