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1 definition by fatmandoo

like genital warts, but HUGE. despite the name, not suitable for consumption.
Bob: Hey Joe, the STD clicnic called, you have crotch warts.
Joe: Dammit, not again.
Bob: could be worse, Mike's have actually turned into dick spuds.
by fatmandoo April 04, 2010