The act of defecating into a bag then turning the bag inside out and proceeding to hold the shit through the bag and apply it to the hood and windshield of a vehicle as if applying car wax or in a "wax on" fashion. These leaves a paper thin dried layer of feces on the vehicle witch requires vigorous scrubbing to remove. Those who have indulged in this act insist the best part is watching the victim attempted to clean the mess leaf behind
(Early mourning at the meeting place)
Mike: what the fuck is so funny?
Chris: last night me and pat shit waxed some asshole's bmw and this mourning I saw him trying to spray it off with his garden hose!
Mike: hahah that will never work
Chris: ahhh I love a good shit wax
Mike: you brothas are fucking sick!
A classic la choy bomb consists of 1 can of la choy Chinese food in a plastic shopping bag. The bad I held by a person in the passenger seat of a car and swung in a circular fashion outside the window while the car is moving. Person releases the bag so that it hits the target (other cars, street sighs, people and the homeless) leaving a considerable mess in its wake. Any custom concoction can be use in place of la choy, but experts claim that the original works the best. The greatest of all the la choy bombers is a person known as " boy boy the south troy la choy boy"
Me: damn i'm bored fuck!
Joe crack: yooo lets la choy bomb someone
Goose: yeah I'll drive
Me: i'm calling the south troy la choy boy... (Phone ringing) this is gunna be great